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Look Charlie Brown, It’s The Great Pumpkin
Have you ever seen Jaws? Yeah well, I was thinking it would be fun to take my daughter to the Pumpkin Patch this weekend. But now it seems that I gotta add pumpkins to my list, next to sharks and...
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Christina Aguilera And Her Fight Against Spandex
So this is the look you were going for? You’re telling me she looked in the mirror, looked left, looked right and said, “yup, perfect” ? Maybe her kid dressed her and did her make-up?! Anyway, I...
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Christina Aguilera Busts Out At AMAs
What’s that disease where you refuse to see yourself as you truly are? Anyway, COPS came to my place on Saturday night. I know, right?! I’m such a nice guy, who would possible call the cops on me....
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ChristinaAguilera Should Not Have Done This
Even Blake Shelton couldn’t contain his laughter… I thought NBC had stylists? … and mirrors…
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Christina Aguilera Must Be Mentally Ill, Right?
christina aguilera fat ass on the voice I mean being mentally ill is the ONLY reason Christina Aguilera would wear something like short sequence shorts. Or maybe she can’t read. Maybe she doesn’t own...
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Christina Aguilera Does Not Own A Mirror
These pics are a week or so old, but I don’t think much has changed since then. She no doubt fears mirrors. For good reason too.
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Sorry Sweetheart But Bill Isn’t Here. You Can Put Those Away Now.
I was sick with the flu for the last few days… thanks for all the emails asking where the f8ck I went. I’m kidding. Not one email. Actually, that’s not true. I got an email from my mom telling me...
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Christina Aguilera. Is There Such A Thing As Over Confident?
The obvious answer when looking at these is, YES. But who the f8ck am I? A sad admission, these pics did make me think about having a quick toss. So who’s the pathetic one now? Anyway, I think...
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Christina Aguilera. Wait, It Gets Nastier.
I plan on doing a whole lot of nothing this weekend. It won’t happen, but it’s fun to plan. To pretend. I think I agreed to go to IKEA tomorrow. I was high when I agreed to it. Funny what a bowl...
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Christina Aguilera. This Is What Being On A Hit TV Show Does To You
When I was a kid, my mom would take me shopping. I would run around the clothing section and hide under those round clothes racks…something tells me, her kid enjoys doing the same thing. In fact,...
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